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Saturday 29 October 2005

Cruising with O'Brien

Philadelphia.
My first encounter with Dr. Conor Cruise O'Brien was at NYU when I was a callow reporter at The Washington Square Journal, the University's undergraduate daily. With a circulation at the time -- the late 1960s -- of more than 35,000, it was one of largest dailies in New York City -- in fact, if I recall correctly, the third or fourth largest daily during a newspaper strike of the period. It was during this time that I became the paper's editor. I digress.

I was assigned to interview Dr. O'Brien, who had recently been appointed by President James Hester as Professor of Quelquechose, and the appointment had all the earmarks of quite an academic coup for NYU -- still struggling then to raise itself to the first rung of national universities. I met Dr. O'Brien in his domocile, a penthouse suite atop a highrise on the northeast side of Washington Square. I don't remember what was said. Of course, I had no clue who he was -- a diplomat, historian, academic. It all got mixed up. I do remember something about this complexion: His facial skin was milky white, covering a light network of spider veins under what seemed like a sprinkling of talc. A true Irish complexion, I thought. (I was to see this again when I met, years later, Senator Patrick Moynihan). I left my session with the venerable Dr. O'Brien unscathed, able to tell the tale, which I did in newspaper form the next day. I'm still looking for the article. (I have it around here somewhere!) In other words, Dr. O'Brien let me off gently.

Flash forward.... 1996. London.

By happenstance, I had joined a group devoted to Dr. Samuel Johnson and his philogistic good works. One of the first meetings I attended was held at the Vestry House in Westminster, during which Dr. O'Brien, now living at home in Dublin, was the main speaker. It was at this meeting that I met Howard Fitzpatrick and Laurie Graham. Both were Johnson fans, as well. So much so that they had consructed a papier mache statute of the Great Man, which joined them periodically a table. A female friend of theirs from Richmond (Surrey) also attended the meeting and, coincidentally, this woman was also a friend of Gill. Therein lies how we met through this introduction. I knew there something interesting about Howard, besides his background, of course. He was first person I had ever heard use the word 'manuensis' correctly in general conversation. Laurie was equally notable as accomplished journalist.

Back to Dr. O'Brien. After as brief service at the Cathedral at Johnson's burial site, we retired to a nearby Italian restaurant. (Since closed). I chatted briefly and amiably with Dr. O'Brien, even recalling our first meeting in New York City. Of course, he remembered, he said. Again, he let me off gently. -- Richard Carreño


Conor Cruise O'Brien

Monday 24 October 2005

Limbo, Limbo Like Me





Ricardo Knowles
Nassautown

David Houston










Philadelphia
55 from Wilbraham Academy.
--'65

Hugh Shannon


Philadelphia
Mark and I were in NYC -- many years ago. Couldn't buy Hugh Shannon LP in shop. Went to his apt. on the Eastside. Midday. He was asleep. Never mind. His entourage produced the record. Bobby Short manaqué.

Saturday 15 October 2005

In Training


Paul Fussell at Large
Thanks to Paul Fussell, left, (and 'The Voice of Authority'), I discovered recently that the French form 'en train de....'(continuing action) has an equivalent in English. '4 a: order of occurence leading to some result -- often used in the phrase in train (this humilating process has been ... for decades -- Paul Fussell).
Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Springfield, Massachusetts: 1994, pp. 1251-1252.

Friday 14 October 2005

Museums



Worth A Visit

Bits 'n Bobs I

Bush League Division

Go to http://www.google.com/, type "failure," and click "I'm feeling lucky." Do not do it if you are a Republican who gets easily offended.


Thursday 13 October 2005

Warning from the Center For Disease Control



THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL has issued a no-nonsense warning about a new, highly virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.


The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.


Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include,but are not limited to, anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia and homophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; total ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The disease is sweepingWashington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in aTexasbush.

Bits 'n Bobs II

Click Here: Check out "World Wide Web"

Ever wonder what your computer does when you turn it off at night?


Monday 10 October 2005

Educational Notes from All Over

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign..
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?
GLENN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am....''
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher



Do Your Own Thing

How the Free Market Killed New Orleans

By Michael Parenti

The free market played a crucial role in the destruction of New Orleans and the death of thousands of its residents. Forewarned that a momentous (Force 5) hurricane was going to hit that city and surrounding areas, what did officials do? They played the free market.

 

They announced that everyone should evacuate. Everyone was expected to devise their own way out of the disaster area by private means, just like people do when disaster hits free-market Third World countries.

 

It is a beautiful thing this free market in which every individual pursues his or her own personal interests and thereby effects an optimal outcome for the entire society. Thus does the invisible hand work its wonders in mysterious ways.

 

In New Orleans there would be none of the collectivistic regimented evacuation as occurred in Cuba. When an especially powerful hurricane hit that island in 2004, the Castro Government, abetted by neighbourhood citizen committees and local Communist party cadres, evacuated 1.5 million people, more than 10 percent of the country's population. The Cubans lost 20,000 houses to that hurricane - but not a single life was lost, a heartening feat that went largely unmentioned in the US press.

 

On Day One of the disaster caused by Hurricane Katrina, it was already clear that hundreds, perhaps thousands, of Americans had perished in New Orleans. Many people had "refused' to evacuate, media reporters explained, because they were just plain "stubborn.'

 

It was not until Day Three that the relatively affluent telecasters began to realise that tens of thousands of people had failed to flee because they had nowhere to go and no means of getting there. With hardly any cash at hand or no motor vehicle to call their own, they had to sit tight and hope for the best. In the end, the free market did not work so well for them.

 

Many of these people were low-income African Americans, along with fewer numbers of poor whites. It should be remembered that most of them had jobs before Katrina's lethal visit. That's what most poor people do in this country: they work, usually quite hard at dismally paying jobs, sometimes more than one job at a time. They are poor not because they're lazy but because they have a hard time surviving on poverty wages while burdened by high prices, high rents, and regressive taxes.

 

The free-marketeers like to say that relief to the more unfortunate among us should be left to private charity. It was a favourite preachment of President Ronald Reagan that "private charity can do the job.' And for the first few days that indeed seemed to be the policy with the disaster caused by Hurricane Katrina.

 

The federal government was nowhere in sight but the Red Cross went into action. Its message: "Don't send food or blankets; send money.' The Salvation Army also began to muster up its ageing troops. Meanwhile Pat Robertson and the Christian Broadcasting Network -- taking a moment off from God's work of pushing John Roberts nomination to the Supreme Court called for donations and announced "Operation Blessing' which consisted of a highly-publicised but totally inadequate shipment of canned goods and bibles.

 

By Day Three even the myopic media began to realise the immense failure of the rescue operation. People were dying because relief had not arrived. The authorities seemed more concerned with the looting than with rescuing people, more concerned with "crowd control,' which consisted of corralling thousands into barren open lots devoid of decent shelter, and not allowing them to leave.

 

And where was Homeland Security? What has Homeland Security done with the $33.8 billions allocated to it in fiscal 2005? By Day Four, almost all the major media were reporting that the federal government's response was "a national disgrace.' Meanwhile George Bush finally made his photo-op appearance in a few well-chosen disaster areas -- before romping off to play golf.

 

In a moment of delicious (and perhaps mischievous) irony, offers of foreign aid were tendered by France, Germany, Venezuela, and several other nations. Russia offered to send two plane loads of food and other materials for the victims. Cuba -- which has a record of sending doctors to dozens of countries, including a thankful Sri Lanka during the tsunami disaster -- offered 1,100 doctors. Predictably, all these proposals were sharply declined by the US State Department.

 

 


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Out and About

Changing Places: Carreño
Carreño, España, Above

Carreño, Cuba, was near Sancti Spiritus


Carreño Hotel, Oviedo, Left, Below


Carreño, Austrias, Right

Travel Notes

Oviedo, España?
Try Carreño Hotel in Oviedo, Asturias. (See http://www.carreno.com). This is near the village of Carreño, and a sight better, it appears, than the Marsol Hotel which I refered to in 'Changing Places.'

Thursday 6 October 2005


General Sir William Howe, left
War Dead

War Dead

Killed by Insurgents, these Soldiers Get No Honour in their Burial in Philadelphia
By Richard Carreño
The two officers, a brigadier-general and a lieutenant colonel, were thousands of miles from home, when they were killed suddenly by rag-tag insurgents. Like other renegade terrorists in the battle-scarred land-- itself torn by myriad and divided loyalties -- the insurgents had no respect for the niceties of conventional war. No one knew when or how they would strike.
The soldiers' commanding officer, a General Howe, was consumed by grief, remembering his comrades as gallant and with 'approved merit.' Howe also saw to it that they were buried with full military honors.
He could not have know then that they, their service, and their honor would be promptly forgotten.
Each year, on Memorial Day, no recognition memorializes their sacrafice. No flags hover over their graves. No eternal flame, like the one at Washington Square, burns forever in their honor.
Instead, their graves are grown over with unmowed grass and weeds, an unsightly bush masks a burial marker, black moss obliterates a burial tablet, and barbed wire (seemingly out of nowhere) is wrapped on a iron fence that rings the burying ground. The fence, at least, is padlocked.
The miserable plight of these fallen heroes might be unique, even a shocking descretation, except for one thing -- if they weren't the enemy.
Iraqi insurgents? Taliban rebels? Al-Qaeda sucide bombers?
Hardly. The soldiers, buried in all-but-forgotten plot in Green Lane, off North Broad Street, just east of Germantown in Fern Rock, were anything but. In fact, as British officers and gentlemen, Brigadier-General James Tanner Agnew and Lieutenant Colonel John Bird -- 'lobsters' to their enemy (and that, incidentally, would be us) -- were among the lot running the place. Philadelphia, the second-largest English-speaking city outside of London and the principal center of British-American trade and culture was, in 1777, in British hands.
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In 1777, victory in the War of Independence was far from certain. Nothing was more evocative of this precarious position than the days leading up to the defense of the nation's principal city, Philadelphia. In the early evening darkness of 3 October the game was afoot as Washington and his troops advanced northeast through Mount Airy to meet the Redcoats at Germantown.
At first, success was Washington's. The Revolutionaries crashed through the picket lines of British grenadiers and light infantry. Through the night, muskets blasted. Smoke blanketed the small community of German settlers.
General Sir William Howe, commander of the British forces, was abashed. 'For shame, Light Infantry!' he exclaimed as his troops retreated.
The following day, 4 October, the British regrouped. Howe was respected by his men -- even Washington held him in high regard -- and his condemnation of the previous day's action indeed seeded his troops with shame. The Battle of Germantown was now fully engaged. The British troops rallied. The Americans fell back. Philadelphia was within the British grasp.
Valor was exhibited by all. But to those who remembered that day no greater heroism was displayed than that by Lieutenant-Colonel Bird and General Agnew, the British commanders of separate grenadier regiments. In the heat of battle, both fell in that day of 'slaughter,' as it was recalled.
No one is certain where Bird met his end. Reports put Agnew as near the British HQ, Grumplethrope House, to where in he was carried back and died. (The house is still there, at 5267 Germantown Road. So is Agnew's blood, a stain on the wooden floor).
Almost immediately, Bird and Agnew were commended by Howe. 'Both of whom are much lamented as officers of experience and approved merit,' he wrote in an official report.
Despite victory, and the daunting task of capturing and governing Philadelphia, Howe was still concerned that his dead be buried safely, and that their remains not be disturbed by rowdy, angry American locals. Among his chief concerns was that his two top commanders receive burials with appropriate honors.
How Bird and Agnew wound up in a small resting place in Fern Rock was thanks to Dr. George de Benneville, a transplanted Huguenot and physician. Though he was a sympathisizer of the American cause, De Benneville, a Godly man who went on to become the founder of the Universalist Church in America, made no distinction when treating the wounded or burying the dead. He told Howe that he'd be pleased to safeguard the remains of Bird and Agnew in his family plot, a burying ground measuring about 40-feet by 200-feet in Green Lane. The soldiers were re-interred there in May, 1778.
De Benneville was later buried in the plot, as well, in 1793.
Who knew?
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A friend, Harrison Miller, who used to live across from the cemetery, introduced me to site not long ago, and, when treading through the plot (I had to climb over the fence), I was struck by the similarities and contrasts that exist between our regard to battle dead today and 230 years ago.
I kept thinking, too, how our troops in Iraq seem today to be in same military guagmire as the British then. Like the US today, they were then the world's preeminent superpower. And, like today, stretching military might thousands of miles away in hostile lands. Are we, too, destined to defeat?
*****
The Bird and Agnew gravesite is, as far as I can tell, a one-of-a-kind. I've checked, I've Googled, and, yes, there are other individual burial sites for British dead. But no one seems to be sure who exactly was buried there, where exactly was the actual burial site, and, when exactly did the burial take place. Even in Washington Square, where an eternal flame burns in memory of the Revolutionary War dead, under the statute of the Father of Our Country, it burns only for our fallen. This, despite the fact hundreds of British prisoners -- in all, about 2,000 colonists and Brits -- were, during the War years, plowed under the Square in unmarked graves.
Though a proper burial site, the De Benneville grave still remains an anomaly -- shamefully so!, as General Howe might cry -- because of its neglect. Long forgotten. Long ignored. In fact, the last official recognition of the place was, seemingly, more than 100 years ago. A memorial slab over the grave, honoring the solidiers, reads, in part:
'Resuiescat in Pace
'This Stone was Erected/in their Memory by/His Britannic Majesty's Government/October 4th 1903.'