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Sunday, 16 December 2007

Exclusive! Bush's Report Card Discovered


At right, 'Like a Rock. Only Dumber.'

'W's 3rd Grade
Report Card


1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them.

6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold
it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your son's IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice
a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out
1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.


From Abigail Carreno, reporting from Alabama.

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