A man gives his dog Â50 and asks the dog to buy some cigars at a nearby tabbaconist. Dog goes. Man waits. No dog. No cigars. Man heads out in search of dog. He finds him a few minutes later hoisting a few at a local pub. Man says, ''Whazup? You've never done anything like this before.'' Dog says, ''I never had the money before.''
Dog in bar. Barman says to dog. ''Gee, it's a bit odd. We don't see many dogs drinking in here.'' Dog replies, ''And it's no wonder. At these prices!''
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